Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
--Delta Burke
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
-Timothy Leary
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
-- Jay Leno
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-- Roseanne
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"
--Larry Miller
